willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

onehellofan-alchemist:

Wow that color reminds me of Ciel..

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no way

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW.

AND I LITERALLY HAVE TO KNOW DIFFERENT TYPES OF LETTUCE.

LIKE MILD, BITTER, SPICY GREENS.

I HAVE TO NAME DIFFERENT TYPES OF EACH.

THEN HE’S GONNA BRING SOME OUT AND WE’VE GOTTA WRITE WHICH ONES WE THINK IT IS.

I FUCKIN’ DON’T EAT ALL THESE TYPES OF LETTUCE, I PRACTICALLY ONLY EAT SPINACH WHEN I EAT SALADS. FUCK.